What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is the dirtiest city in India?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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